It's My Day Off and I'm Hot and Lazy

So I've been playing around on pages and came up with this little scenario for a small entryway.
I have someone's house in mind, but they don't know that!  :)

I forgot to mention the geode!  that's my favorite!

The scale is off, but whatevs.

That's all for now.

Oh, one more thing, can someone please explain why Kathryn Ireland is constantly talking about her boobs???