To the Caribbean, please! More specifically to La Banane on St. Bart's.
La Banane was voted one of the best Caribbean Hotels last year by Travel + Leisure magazine. It gets my vote for fabric choices alone, and *hello* gorgeous bathrooms.
I'll hook you up with the website HERE, but I swear to God, if you go, you better bring me. I need a vacation....weary folk get ravaged by PMS; any sense of well-being disappear like that frozen Godiva chocolate bunny I devoured tonight. I could use some sand between my toes right about now.